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I have been in a coma for most of my life...but let me start at the beginning. I was born into the Hazara caste (lowly lowly servants) amongst the poppy plantations of Kabul. Due to external circumstances - location, peer pressure, etc. - it was not long before I developed a debilitating heroin addiction. One day, while I was high on junk, I decided to become a fire fighter, more specifically a "fire jumper." I like read about it or something. So I ran to the airport in Herat and jumped onto what I thought was a giant metal dragon (unbeknownst to me it was actually a passenger airplane...hey I was high on smack). Yada, yada, yada. After years of rambling, roaming, vagabonding, what have you, I stumbled upon Bozeman, Montana a quaint town that happened to be on fire. By god my dream was realized! I joined the Elite Montana Fire Jumper Brigadiars and the rest of my life story tells like a fairytale. One thing led to another, and here I am in Folson County Prison, after spending some forty odd years in a coma, writing my bio for my very own "live journal." As Kermit Dickens once said, "God bless us, everyone."

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